Standup

Now in life, theres always that certain age. Theres the age where sweets were your whole life. Then you realize that you need money to get sweets, then theres studying to get money to get sweets, some of us grow out of it, some don't. Then eventually you just work for money for your golden years. Ah yes, 'old' age. Now how old do you have to be to be considered OLD. I think old is when you actually realize that you're going to die and a couple of other things over and over again. 40? they say life starts there. Because you've only got a couple of decades to actually live before you go senile. And what is so golden about old age? You've got your kid wiping your ass for you, sometimes its not even your kid but she's pretty hot so what do you care. You've got no use for the money you worked so hard to earn. You've got your children waiting for you to go so they can have your fortune. Your grandchildren kicks and screams. The only thing thats good anymore would be Viagra.

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