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Drive thru' surfers
I saw a couple surfers on TV today. They bungee jumped at the highest bungee point in the world. 216 meters off a bridge. I thought to myself, Awesome, I should do that someday. So before I die, I PLAN to go bungee jumping then piss in my pants just before I jump then just when I'm at the edge I pull out. Thrilling. Or maybe I'll jump then piss in my pants while I plummet my way down held by an insanely thick string bound by my ankles. EGG-CITING.

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