The olympics
Woohoo! Olympics are here. Phelps is inhuman. Singapore's finally gotten a medal. We are no longer a loser country! And some events in this are absolutely dumb. Take the 20 Km walk. That's a good walk gone wrong. The competitors are coming in all sweaty and out of breath. If you just tuned in, and you wonder, what event did they just complete? And you see that is the 20 Km walk. WALK. Now that really messes with your mind. When did a walk ever get that tiring?!
Labels: No no seriously. Phelps is NOT human. I'll tell you who else isn't human. That Ethiopian girl who ran the 10000m. She did her FINAL 400m in 60 seconds. Madness I tell you. Hahah.