Well hello there!

The fasting month is around the corner. It's so close, I'm hungry already. So to all my muslim readers, happy fasting!

Labels: Like when Barney went "Hmna Hmna Hmna..." Hahah.

I guess TV makes many things look better than it really is

Is a mid-life crisis really that bad? I mean, maybe its just me watching too much TV. But all the men I've seen on TV going through a mid-life crisis don't look too shabby. Slouching on couches, beer in hand, drunk, untidy room, watching TV or playing video games, scruffy beard. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE IN THAT PICTURE?! Sitting at home all day, enjoying TV, video games and getting wasted while you're at it. On a daily basis! I'd say that's the life right there. And if I had to guess, a mid-life crisis would be working really hard to earn money so that you can eventually, in the bigger picture, enjoy the fruits of your labour but in turn you find yourself working so hard to earn that money that you get sucked into this really thick vortex of working really hard and you can't escape and you realise that you're not enjoying anything anymore at all so you quit your job, take all that money you've earned and by that time you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself so you just sit on your couch and waste your fortune off on booze, grow a scruffy beard and that to you, is enjoyment, making up for all those lost years of slaving for nothing that ever was of any importance to you and then you realise that this isn't enjoyment, this is a mid-life crisis. And that is where it begins. After the realisation. You start going back and forth. Should I go back to work, should I stay like this, this seems fun, I don't want to work, you get tired of doing this every single day so by the end of the day you drink yourself half to death and you wake up with a splitting headache but after awhile you don't feel it anymore. And by that time you'd be able to think clearly and continuously about what you should do in your life. But you still keep drinking, it doesn't work anymore because you've drank so much you're almost immune to the effects of alcohol and by then, all the money you've worked so hard for has been wasted on getting wasted. And that my dear readers is when you get back on your feet and start your life over, to get more money of course. But that's just me, if I had to guess.

Labels: And the moral of the story is: I can write really long sentences. And some even lose their meaning half way. Hahah.

There is a fundamental flaw in the line "Forgive and forget". Forget forgiving, just forget. That works too.

To err is human. To forgive, divine. That's a whole load of cliche crap. That's just an excuse used by the entire human population to get every other member of the human race to forgive one another. Here's one for the modern era, and for the ingenuous crowd: To err, is human. To really screw things up, that's human too- Assisted by technology and/or nature.

Labels: Hahah. Damn I'm angsty.

Again, School is useless.

Its done. Its cleared. The windows are open. Life begins (or ends) now. Exams are over and done with. Time for everything else. Or nothing at all. In a way, I pity all these subjects. Because in the coming months, I will forget everything. All that I have worked hard for will be reflected upon a grade and that's all folks. Select all, delete!

Labels: Hahah. Take a dive into the deep end of my head and you will find

When people run out of creativity

Jack and Jill went up the hill. And somehow found themselves on a bag of chips.

Labels: Hahah. Jack 'n' Jill. Tasty.

Divine intervention

Dear God,

Please give me the strength to go pull through this dire time. Give me the will to carry on so I won't falter. I will be ever so grateful. And I will accept whatever help you grant me. So please, I beg you, grant me a car.


P.S. I love you

Labels: No. I doubt God works like that.

God probably works more like this

Dear God,

I realise that I have asked for too much. And the outcome of my wish is solely dependent on my actions. So I picked out a car that I liked. And stole it. Therefore, I hope you will forgive me for this sin.


P.S. Princess Sophie

Labels: Hahah.

But why

Why is it that to have a sweet tooth, means to have a fondness or craving for sweets. I mean, if we actually had sweet teeth. Who needs sweets?

Labels: Hahah. Yeah that's pretty lame. But interesting no?

Why the clouds, sunshine?

My sister is a mean cuss. But then I guess most older sisters are mean cusses. Don't get me wrong, I mean that in the most heartwarming of ways. She once told me to make syrup sweeter, add more water instead of adding more syrup. I believed her. That was the last time I ever believed her.

Labels: Hahah.

Before this

Before I was ever academically inclined. I was a brat. I watched a lot of TV and my results were just borderline. I really couldn't be bothered. But my parents were a pain in my, at the time, cute little buttocks. Always wanting me to study, always giving me heat. They'd criticise me, say that I was lazy, my attitude is horrible and whatnot. They'd assume I was one of the worst students in my class. And I'd always say to them, "Mr Miyagi say, no such thing as bad student, only bad teacher."

Labels: Hahah. I'd say I've made lemons out of orange. Orange out of lemons? Lemonade out of orange? Orangeade?

Mr-I-Watch-way-Too-Much-TV

Miyagi says: Never put passion before principle. Even if win, you lose.

Labels: Hahah. Like I always say. TV teaches you more than you think.

Vegan humor

I'd say vegans are food racist. They're vegetarians because they love animals. What about the plants, what did they ever do to you!?

Labels: Hahah. I love plants. I love animals. I treat them equally.

Quirks

Hello, exam stress sucks. So I get 5 MARS bars and a huge cheesecake and finish them all in one night.

Labels: 7-11. A store and more. Hahah.

! Fear not my friends

Labels: Hahah. That's one long song.

No helping it

Labels: Hahah.

Does this guy not have anything else to do?

So yes, Olympics are on. And I love my sports, and I really have nothing better to do. More like I don't feel like doing anything else. Anyway, as I was watching the olympics, athletics was on. Women's Heptathlon Javelin Throw Group A. A pleasent surprise greeted me. There on the screen, was a pretty face stepping up to take a throw. So I was like, well okay, so there are a couple pretty faced sportswomen in the world. Then, I saw another pretty face, then another one, then another one, and another one! This is the best olympics ever! I get to watch sports! AND cute girls! I mean, their bodies are probably more muscular than mine, but they have pretty faces. KAND Kaie, BOGDANOVA Anna, MELNICHENKO Ganna, TYMINSKA Karolina, MAKSIMAVA Yana, SOTHERTON Kelly, ZELINKA Jessica, GRABUSTE Aiga.

Labels: Hahah.Some of the girls look better on TV than in their photos. And I really need to stop watching the olympics and start studying.

Olympics. Again.

Table tennis. Now that's a sport where steroids won't do any good.

Labels: Hahah.

The olympics

Woohoo! Olympics are here. Phelps is inhuman. Singapore's finally gotten a medal. We are no longer a loser country! And some events in this are absolutely dumb. Take the 20 Km walk. That's a good walk gone wrong. The competitors are coming in all sweaty and out of breath. If you just tuned in, and you wonder, what event did they just complete? And you see that is the 20 Km walk. WALK. Now that really messes with your mind. When did a walk ever get that tiring?!

Labels: No no seriously. Phelps is NOT human. I'll tell you who else isn't human. That Ethiopian girl who ran the 10000m. She did her FINAL 400m in 60 seconds. Madness I tell you. Hahah.

The leader in me

I took Introduction to leadership and character for my cross disciplinary subject last semester. And I learned that a leader is forward looking, he thinks ahead, prepares himself for the future. So this is me, preparing myself for the future:


Anyone got any suggestions for what to do during my two month long vacation ?


A good book maybe ?

Labels: I probably should've told you that the class was useless. I'm already an awesome leader. Hahah.

The here and now

22 Aug 08 (Fri): Microcontroller Technology

25 Aug 08 (Mon): Engineering Mathematics 3

28 Aug 08 (Thu): Principles of Dynamics

Labels: Okay. So lets go.

Showing you how

La, I've got to tell you I'll make it better. But I know there's something I needed to say when I was out. So maybe you were better alone, I know I'll make it home. She told me sweet thing, run a labour in your shoes. Touch me 'till I follow in love. I want to help her but maybe we were better alone. I want to show you how and then we walked out make it made now. I said I want it but I'm never alone. I want to show you maybe we were something uncool. I want to make you sing.

Labels: If it wasn't this. I'd be mugging.