Sounded perfectly fine until

' Enjoy yourself '. Now if you think about it for a bit, it sounds kinda wrong.

Labels: Hahah. Who knew.

Yeah

I saw a girl wearing this shirt, had ' GUESS ' on it. So I thought, breast implants?

Labels: Hahah. Hope none of you have that shirt.

The chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

According to Martin Luther King: I have a dream! I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question!

Labels: Hahah. Ooh Yeah.

Today

I don't normally talk about today. But today, I'll blog about today. Today was good. It was easy. I liked today, nothing much happened, nothing horrible. Except...I couldn't choose between Mee Siam and pizza for breakfast. So I ate both.

Labels: Wait....my life always this boring? Hahah.

Watch out

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I don't believe in this. I prefer believing in: What doesn't kill me, better run pretty damn fast.

Labels: Oh yes. Hahah.

Me-ness

I'm awesome. Because without ME, its just aweso.

Labels: Hahah. Classic.

Is this guy still talking about life?

Life isn't fair. Not because shit looms around every corner. But because all the good things in life will either kill you, make you fat, or get someone pregnant.

Labels: Hahah.