Now i couldn't have thought of a better title for this than: tired

I'm tired of writing. I'm tired of reading. I'm tired of studying. I'm tired of learning. I'm tired of working so hard. I'm tired of aiming for something I'll probably never be able to acheive. I'm tired of never getting to do the things that I want to. I want to travel the world. I want to go on several pilgrimages. I want to appreciate God's work. I want to enjoy it. I don't want to stay here.

Labels: Yeah. No shit

And as I say this shamelessly

With all this studying, I'd say I have the inventiveness of Albert Einstein coupled, regrettably, with the attention span of Daffy Duck.

Labels: Ridicule is the Burden of Genius. Daffy's awesome.

I'd write something more sensible if I were a more sensible person

Oftentimes we say goodbye to the person we love without wanting to. Though that doesn’t mean that we’ve stopped loving them or we’ve stopped to care. Sometimes goodbye is a painful way to say I love you. That being said, I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.

Labels: Hahah. Because we love to know that we are not alone.

Another analogy

Soccer can be compared to picking your nose. Its not about how you move the ball, its about putting it at the back of the net. Likewise, its not about how you pick your nose, its where you put the booger that matters.

Labels: I'm supposed to be studying but I have a really short attention span. So I thought this up.

Analogy

I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.

Labels: Now really. If you're expecting something more. Stop reading.

Viagra

Now there isn't any point to resorting to Viagra. Look at it this way, it'd be like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building. It's divine intervention. God's telling you to pack up and stop humping, you're way too old.

Labels: Hahah.

Level of insanity

I do not want an office job. I doubt an office job would want me either. Here's what I plan to do if by any chance I get stuck with an office job:

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, I'll switch to espresso.

or

Put mosquito netting around my work area. And play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Labels: I bore easily. Hahah.

Random abscess

Life should be about making decisions and not looking back. But its never like that. No matter what decision you make, no matter what you choose, there's always something that will fuck you up and make you regret your decision/choice. So therefore, and I say this meaninglessly, life is a state of mind. It is whatever you make it out to be. But we all die eventually so screw healthy living.

Labels: Whatever you just read up there. Was pointless. So stop wondering.

Mama, life has just begun

So its my mother's birthday today. She's 56...57...58...okay so I don't remember her age, but she's old. And it got me thinking, why is it still 'happy' birthday? I mean, when you reach a certain age, shouldn't it be something like 'thank god you're still not dead' or maybe instead of 'thank god', 'Damn!'

Labels: I don't mean that for my mother. The happiest of birthdays to her and many more to come. And I'm pretty sure shes 58. Hahah.

Funny sign

At the back of a local SBS bus: Children car seats saves little lives.

Labels: Or something along those lines. But it definately said 'saves little lives'.

My kind of girl?

I want a girl who wouldn't mind me calling just to tell her that I have an itch that needed scratching and that she was the first person that came to my mind.

Labels: Now that's love. Hahah.

Because we feel like this

Every now and then you get the feeling like the world doesn't seem care about you. You feel alone and friendless. There are ways to realise that that is not true. If you're my age, try skipping a couple weeks of school, you'll get a letter from someone. Or try missing some major assignments, or skip an entire examination without a reason, you'll definately get a call from somebody. If you're not studying anymore, try ignoring your speeding tickets. If you dont have a car go get one, or pretend to get one, the sales person will really care about you. You see, the point is, the world cares about you very much. Just not the right people.

Labels: Hahah. Some emo humor.

The real letter to Rafael Benitez

Dear Rafa,

You are a brilliant tactician but that is all I can say. I do not mean to question your managerial abilities, but I can't help it. From what I see, you can't get the best out of your players. You buy un-quality players, no offence to the players. And your dumb rotation policy sucks. Mourinho was an influential manager, he can turn okay players into brilliant players, you can't. Wenger knows how to buy quality players, those youngsters in his team are a lot better than some of the older players in yours. Fergie is all three, he buys quality players, brings out the best from his players, and is a brilliant tactician. Those are the type of managers that should be in charge of Liverpool for the team to achieve anything.

I would also like to point out Dirk Kuyt. He is a hard working player no doubt, but he doesn't make an impact during matches. And I think you know this because you moved him into right wing trying to utilise his work rate. But he is not a quality winger. SO PLEASE SELL HIM. Pennant and Benayoun are much better than him. But the problem with them is that you need to get the best out of them. Something Mourinho would be able to do effortlessly. So in the coming season, I would like to see some quality wingers brought in. Key word: QUALITY. I mean, look at the other big 4 clubs. Manchester United has Ronaldo and Nani. Arsenal have Rosicky and Hleb. Chelsea have Joe Cole and Malouda. Who do we have? Dirk Kuyt? HE IS A CENTRE FORWARD FOR GOD'S SAKE. Babel has potential, teach him how freaking cross though.

The last issue I want to bring up is our style of play. We need more goal scoring movement. Like Arsenal and Manchester United. Most of our goals are individual efforts by the likes of Torres, a couple of long shots, deflected shots, we have very little goals coming from team play, moving the ball around penetrating through the opponent's defence. If you are not sure about I'm saying, go to youtube and search for goals scored by Arsenal.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing you leave. I respect you immensely you but you are simply not doing enough with the team for it to achieve anything, and by anything I mean the league title.

Sincerely,
Md Ghalib

P.S. I like Sergio Aguero.

Labels: Hahah.

Letter to Rafael Benitez

Dear Rafa,

You suck.

Sincerely,
Md Ghalib

Labels: Rafa Benitez is manager to Liverpool F.C. in case any of you don't know.

A 'feet smell and noses run' kind of thing

You take a ferry to somewhere, or you go on a cruise, you'll find a flotation device under your seat or something. Now tell me, why is it that when you get on a flight and you're 30,000 feet in the air, you look under your seat and still find a floatation device.

Labels: Hmmmm? Doesn't parachute seem like the obvious choice.

Food for thought

You might see the glass as half empty. You might see the glass as half full. Me? I just want to know which bastard drank my drink.

Labels: You have a glass. Some water in it. Just fucking drink it.

Now this, is cool

1. Say the word PIG before each word.

pigs
about
talking
idiot
this
got
i
long
how
look

2. Now say PIG before and after the words.
3. Finally, read the words starting from the bottom.

Labels: Hahah.