People, in my life

Everyone's just looking for something new.

Labels: you're the one.

Nothing better than this

Soccer

One man doesn't make a team.

Tennis

Singles: One man is the team.

Doubles: One man, is half the team.

Labels: That is why I prefer tennis.

Life as I know it

Its nice to be cool and fit in, but it is way better to be AWESOME and fit in.

Labels: Hahah. \m/ Yeah.

Programming

So this is basically what happens when I try to do some sort of computer programming:

1. C program run.
2. C program crash.
3. C programmer quit.

Labels: No joke.

Tennis, more than just hitting the ball

Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.

Labels: Now that's communication.

Humility

I'm not a special person. I haven't achieved anything worthy of praise, so do not look up to me. You should never aim to be as good as me. Do not follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

Labels: Hahah. Although I do admit that I am awesome.

Not exactly your average kids

A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled off his shirt, pointed to his nipples and said, "I've got two of these, how about you?" the little girl opened her blouse and looked and said, "Yupp!".

So the boy pointed to his belly button and said, "one of these?" The little girl looked down and said, "uh-huh!".

So the little boy dropped his drawers and pointed to his penis and said, "What about this?" The little girl raised her skirt and pulled her underwear to the side, but search as she might she couldn't find that particular organ.

The little boy taunted her till she ran home to her mommy! She returned 15 minutes later with a big grin on her face and said, "My mommy told me that when I am 18 years old, I'll have as many of those as I want!"

Labels: Not exactly your average mom either. Hahah.

Her

As I walked home one day, I saw her. I looked at her, and somehow she knew, she looked back at me. I looked at her, she looked at me, we looked at each other. Damn, she was a really cute cat.

Labels: Hahah.

The two most common sides of me

I eat, therefore I am.

Labels: So that's me. Random and hungry.

School's in

Yeah, bring the thunder. Its time to blow doors down.

Labels: \m/ Yeah. Hahah.

Just because

Ever wondered where they get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.

Labels: Hahah.

Giving you ambiguity or something else

There was a time where once upon, I thought that I had something I thought could lead me to where I needed be. Something within the thereabouts of what there was in the things that were important. Where I bled and fell between the lines of what had been in the light of shadows emptied of its worth. These lights lead me away, these lights saw me fade, a thing of anomaly where all windings began. Now here I stand, so unaware of the doings and deeds of what was said, in the truths of deceit for everything else in mind that bares with the consequence of the inanimate of life. Where all things must end, here I stand, still and unmarred.

Labels: And that kids, is what happens when you start to senselessly type and forget to stop until you remember.

Let the journey begin

You know it comes to a time when you realise that all the people around you have changed. Like the friendships that turn to acquaintances. All the friends that you lost that you thought you've made. I'm just sitting there in silence waiting for things that I can't change. I remember looking out at the garden, making notes as the leaves start to fall. There's something about this. The bull rushes shake and the wind doth call. It's calling my name.

Labels: Searching for the Hows and Whys.

Shit happens

Now have you ever had a thought, or an idea, and then it just suddenly vanishes from your mind despite it being at the tip of your tongue just a second ago. Well yeah, that's sort of what happened here.

Labels: Hahah. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Why I don't have a future in the medicine

Barium: What doctors do when patients die.

Dilate: To live long.

Labels: Hahah. If at first you are unsure say it out loud.

My future in Mechatronics

I want to build a robot that collects information about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls.

Labels: Hahah. wtf? Awesome.

Talk about silver lining

Sometimes in life you find yourself down and beaten. Walking through dark tunnels with nothing but yourself to count on. Plunged into the depths of helplessness where all hope is lost. As if God Himself has abandoned you. Fear not, because there is always a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it isn't a train.

Labels: Hahah. Now isn't this the sort of shit that's behind the reason of why I do this.

My code, My motto

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...Because hard work has a future pay off. But laziness pays off now.

Labels: Hahah.

Faiths

You know they're just religious posers when talking to God is called a prayer. But when God talks back its Schizophrenia.

Labels: Hahah. Saying a prayer or two doesn't make you religious any more than standing in a carpak makes you a car.

Statistically speaking

1 in 4 people are mentally challenged. So think of your 3 best friends and if they're okay, then it's you.

Labels: Hahah.I just made that up.

There's this theory

People with smaller....wee wees/ dicks/ penises get around more. They'll hump A LOT. Don't believe me? Take a look at the 2 largest population in the world.

Labels: Hahah. Don't let your kids read this.

Insight

Forget Stupid White Men, forget Michael Moore. Here's why Bush was elected: Democracy. Yes, democracy. Where any two idiots outvote a genius.

Labels: Hahah.

Question

How far can you see on a clear day?







93 Million miles







From here to the Sun

Labels: Hahah.

Reminiscing

I was a triple science student in secondary school. And this is all that's left of what I learnt:

If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Labels: School was useless.

Definitions

Evolution: Make it idiot proof. And someone will make a better idiot.

Labels: Hahah.

Ideals

I don't believe in being environmentally friendly because I believe in the end of the world.

Labels: Life's a bitch. Save the world?

We'll live and die in these towns

You spend your time in smokey rooms where haggled old women with cheap perfume say it never happens to people like us you know. Well, nothing ever happened on it's own. And well, the toilet smells of desperation, the streets all echo of aggregation. You wonder why you can't get no sleep. When you've got nothing to do, and you've had nothing to eat . Your life is slipping and sliding right out of view and there's absolutely nothing that you can do, well. Don't let it drag you down now. Dirty dishes from a tv meal that went cold from the wind through a smashed up window. You can't go out if anybody calls you, because you can't have a bath when there's no hot water. And your friends are out on the town again and you ask yourself if it'll ever end. And it's all too much for your head to take, it's just a matter of time before you break, well...

Labels: The enemy.

Advice

In the dictionary, the word marriage comes before the word sex. That must mean something.

Labels: Hahah. The finer things in life printed in small print.

Street smarts

Now here's what you say if a guy comes up to you and wants to try to preach you into his religion, or annoyingly pesters you for donations:

"My god carries a hammer. Your god(s) died nailed to a tree. Any questions?!"

and walk away.

Labels: Hahah.

Someone's boring me. I think its me

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I will write something so meaningless that it will make you go, " Why the heck am I even reading this " :

I want to get a humidifier and a de-humidifier, put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Labels: Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.

Hey

Sometimes in life we forget ourselves. We forget who we are and everything that is a part of us. It is said that life is a series of rooms, and who we get stuck with in those rooms amount to what our lives are. Dickens was a fool to write that people never change. But the fact of the matter is, when we go to another place, we meet new people, we find something else, we forget the important things that we have left and often become what we're not. That's okay, because life is all about changes. We lose sight of things, we make mistakes, and what's important is to remember where we came from, what we had, and realise that everything good that we are, we owe it to our past. The love and lives that were lost along the way. Friends and lovers, we musn't forget.

Labels: Damn.

I am a thinking reed.

I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how it can actually ache in places you didn't know you had inside you. And it doesn't matter what you do. You still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that someone'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new. And you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again. And little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade.

Labels: Iris.

Gin & milk

If you're stuck in a situation and you think that it can't possibly get worse. You just lack sufficient imagination.

Labels: You can't be late until you show up.