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Suit up
This is a public service announcement:

Cover your stump before you hump.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
And if you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
When you take off her pants and blouse, cover up your trouser mouse.
Yes, the right selection will protect your erection.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
Because no glove, no love.

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