Roll with the punches
Because I seem like a nice guy, my mother loves me anyway. When she gets loud, I go deaf.Labels: Cool like that
Genius mode
Term test, books. Get the drift.Labels: Hiatus.
Nope, wasn't me.
Doing weights in a gym full of people while holding in a fart is never a good idea.Labels: I belch and it smells like cherry.
The single life, forever
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of divorces started with marriage.Labels: Oh shit thats just genius.
Lamenting early in the morning
Too many sad words make for a sad sad song. Yeah, no kidding Sherlock. Pretty darn obvious now don't you think.Labels: People have to start taking me places.
Muhammad Ghalib Bin Mohamed Tengku Awang
For an idiot, I'd say I'm pretty ingenious.Labels: A moment of shamlessness and brazen.
Let us be honest
Stop me if you've heard this one before. *Farts*Labels: I try not to stink.
Colossal Balls
Nothing much happening around here now is there? I'm at a place in life where chocolates are a meal and hot wax never comes anywhere near my pubic area.Labels: All together now. WTF.
Impudent travesty
I wouldn't, but trust me anyway.Labels: Oxymoron of sorts
Girl
I would like a girl who doesn't mind a guy who won't tell her that she has something stuck in between her teeth just because he finds it amusing.Labels: Cool like that
You won't see this one coming.
I am lost, lone, and unwanted. There is no place else to go. Abandoned to myself, I have trifled with nature. A sensation that can only be described as a droning urge. I...really have to pee.Labels: Hahah.
Shakes'
My actions define me. My writings depict me. My speech subdues me. Put all that together and I don't make cents. A raw form of delineation, I am cautionary.Labels: Doing what I do best.
Forgivenesses
Better things to think about, my brain has. Nothing to write about, I have. Be patient, you must. Not easy, it is. Forgivenesses, I seek. Away I will be, momentarily. Worry not, for come back soon, I will. Forget you, I will not.Labels: Hahah. Doing it like Yoda.
What would be if what is
Love can be compared to a huge pile if shit. Don't fall in.Labels: Happy mother's day
Post 120
Lets do this, post number one hundred and twenty. Doodles are the window to the soul. Or maybe its the epiglottis. Wait, where's the uvula?Labels: Hahah.
Fugly
I feel like I've been incarcerated in blueberry. I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy. This room makes me want to weep and then die. I am not mad. I am happy, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.Labels: I'm a lyrical gangster
Mind's a blank mess
Not the best of days. Life blows. I will now attempt to kill myself. Nope, didn't work. Sorry.Labels: Show me the happy
Fish
Having one of those days where nothing all that monumental has happened, but by the end of it you have no idea who you are anymore or what the hell you're doing with your life.Labels: Yeah. I get that once a week.
Spreading the love
Lets start kicking people in the 'nards. That should be fun.Labels: Its awesome times awesome. Its awesome squared.
What school has taught me
Tides in the ocean are caused by the fight between the Earth and the moon. All water tends to flow to the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.Benign is what you become after you be eight.
And the body consists of three parts - The branium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Labels: Ain't edjekashun grate?
Goodnight, sweetheart. Goodnight, goodnight.
You make me want to write, songs about girls again. That doesn't mean I was gay before this though.Labels: Now if only I had someone to say that to.
Oblonggatta
When I was a kid, I was very fascinated by the Smurf. I've always wanted to choke one just to see what color it turns.Labels: rubydoobydaadaa
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Now here's a difficult question, what's another word for thesaurus?Labels: Hahah.
I am Good, enough.
Being able to come up with good comebacks is an art form. One at which I'd say I'm pretty good at. But there are just some things you can't comeback from. Like being called a blowjob. There isn't a single good comeback for being called a blowjob. What can you say without eventually feeling like a blowjob? Nothing. You get called a blowjob, and thats it, you lose, no great comeback to get you out of this one.Labels: Lying is overrated. Eating is fun.
Come a little closer
I dig chicks with funky femininely short hair, skinny jeans and pumps. Although I have established in a certain previous post that pumps are dangerous. Got to admit, they're kinda hot. Makes a girl seem dangerously mysterious...Hmm?Labels: If danger was my middle name. I'd be Md 'Danger' Ghalib.