I am on fire

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film, or a memory card if they're digital.

Labels: He who laughs last thinks slowest

Warning: This might get you going WTF

Labels: Hahah. Doing it like Copperfield

Me being me

I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory. It felt like I was diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Labels: Honesty is overrated. eating is fun

Lately Jane

Call me aimless, call me mindless, call me stew. They say good things come to those who wait, the actuality of that is that the things that come to those who wait may actually be the things left by those who got there first.

Labels: I wished the buck stopped here. i could use a few

A breakthrough

Remember kids, nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool like me.

Labels: hibbiejibbies

The scene is dead

So school's started, and I can't really think of anything half decent that stays true to this blog's ideals. If you're a regular reader, I really have no idea what you find so interesting here but if you like it I'm not complaining. Will be on hiatus until this pea pod of a brain spends some useless time thinking up useless things for postage. So maybe one day you'll get horribly ill and die, until then.

Labels: HIA.tus

Here's to the future

I see my life ending up alone. I can't really imagine a girl or wife and kids in it. I see myself having a high powered career in the aerospace industry manning the Singapore spaceport embarking in breakthrough projects. I doubt I'd have time to settle down. The ship will leave and I will wave goodbye. Sad, anyone have the same future in mind? Doesn't exactly have to end up that way.

Labels: Here's another one about me. Tak habes habes ni budak

Here's a funny story

A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

The American frowned. "Russian roulette is not a very nice game." The African diplomat smiled. "Thats why we came up with African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."

He pushed a buzzer and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can chose any one of these women to give you oral sex," he told the American.

"Thats great," the ambassador said, "but it doesn't seem much like Russian roulette."

"Oh it is. One of them is a cannibal."

Labels: Hahah.

Now Have You Ever Seen This Many Vs In A Paragraph

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.

Labels: Who in the world comes up with this stuff. Awesome shit.

High level joke

Deja Moo:-
The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Labels: Hahah.

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Superheroes with the bald get up, are in reality, way cooler than those with hair just because it makes sense. They don't need to contend with hair 'troubles'. You don't ever see Spiderman or Iron Man with messy hair after all the action, making them look un-glamorous. With Superman however, he always manages to keep up with the glamor despite having relatively long thick hair. His hair always manages to fall back into place no matter what happens. That must be his most secret power, villains beware.

Labels: Hahah.

For The Skanks

Here's to the girl dressed in black,
She's dressed so fine, there's nothing to slack.
She feels so fine and kisses so sweet,
She makes things stand, that has no feet.

Labels: That's how men really percieve you

Women are cruelly funny

MOODS OF A WOMAN AND MAN

MOODS OF A WOMAN
===============

An angel of truth, and a dream of fiction,
A woman is, a bundle of contradiction.

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend, alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.

She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.

At times she'll be vengeful, merry, and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.



MOODS OF A MAN
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Horny.

Labels: Hahah. brutal

Pastimes

To be truly great, a sense of normality must be restored. Greatness is born from humility.

Labels: philosophies

Rule Number 1

Never, ever, doubt my ability to eat. Until my late twenties at least.

Labels: seriously. I eat.

The time of year to stuff ourselves

Yes, yes. Selamat Hari Raya. Saya ingin minta maaf atas segala kesalahan saya. Jika ada tersilap kata atau tersilap buat. Dan saya ingin masukan permitaan maaf pada masa hadapan jika terulang lagi kesilapan yang tersebut.

Labels: My malay is a little rusty. Apologies

Title

Life has a very strange imminent way of screwing us over no matter what situation we may be in. Be it the highest of highs or the deepest trenches of despair, disdain or dismay. When that happens, just swallow deep, throw the dead meat into the freezer and put on your Sunday's best because its harbor day baby.

Labels: Pretty useless but cool no?

Call it pathetic, I still like it

Here's a list of the Japanese animations I have watched and like:

1. Dragon Ball Z
2. Samurai X/ Rurouni Kenshin & OVA
   
3. Prince of Tennis & OVA
   
4. One Piece
   
5. Gundam Seed
6. Gundam Seed Destiny
7. 12 Kingdoms
   
8. Inuyasha
9. Hellsing
10. X TV
11. Air Gear
12. Black Blood Brothers
13. Bleach
14. Naruto
15. Naruto Shippuuden
16. Busou Renkin
17. Elemental Gelade
18. Hunter X Hunter
19. Hunter X Hunter Greed Island Final & OVA
20. Kiba
21. Cowboy Bebop
22. Death Note
23. D.Gray Man
24. Full Metal Alchemist
25. Last Exile
26. Ghost In The Shell
27. Samurai 7
28. Samurai Champloo
29. Shaman King
30. Tenjou Tenge
31. Trigun
32. Vandread
33. Kaze No Stigma
34. Cluster Edge
35. Get Backers
36. Macross Zero
37. Shijou Saikyou No Deshi Kenichi

Not in any specific order whatsoever. The ones in bold are the really good but are either still ongoing or I haven't watched them fully. The ones in italics are good but could be better if not for certain issues. The ones in bold and italics are my personal favorites. The ones in normal writing are good, but just not my kind of shows.

This list is more for personal reference, I have watched more than 37 anime series, and more to come. I really have nothing better to do, hahah.

Labels: I am pathetic. Yes

Measure of greatness

Man is a thinking reed, but his great works are done when he is not calculating and thinking. Childlikeness has to be restored.

Labels: Deep shit

Goal

I will now attempt to restrict my vulgar vocabulary to only D.F.B, Dumb F*ckin' Bastard. Only saying it in the abbreviated form, DFB. The world's rude enough already.

Labels: Well now you all know what it means

Something about me, Again.

I realize I write a lot about myself here, but I AM NOT EGOISTIC. HAHAH! Who am I kidding, call me an egoistic bastard. I probably deserve it, but know this, you're not perfect either. Another thing, don't call me 'emo' I find it lame and immature. I am not 'emo' I'm just Deep. I don't know what the difference is but I seriously prefer to be called the later, sounds more...poetic.

Labels: Hahah. No really i'm only kidding. Call me whatever you want see if i care

My kind of girl, why?

Hello, if you don't already know, I'm single. And I'm looking for a high maintenance girl. Why? Because I bore easily.

Labels: Hahah. Really i have nothing to do

Something about today

So I went to Geylang today. Haven't been there since ancient times. A lot has changed, where did all the Malays go? Because all I saw were idiots, morons, irritating bunches of em'. I don't mind uniquely different idiots, but for this, one description fits all. Dyed hair, piercings, unsightly tattoos, all trying really hard to keep up the 'fierce' outlook. And when I say one description fits all, its quite literal. Male or female both gender will answer to that description. And of course I'm talking about the 'Mats' and 'Minahs' the place was crawling with them. Really sad to see whats happened to the Malay Muslim race, I feel pissed off when I see these people. Oh well, nothing I can do, so might as well just laugh out buttocks off at them. And oh, Edah, you weren't kidding when you said there were blings on the clothes, blinding!

Labels: I even lost the appetite for deng deng because of those morons

DFB

So I just got my hair cut. And I feel like Cristiano Ronaldo. Minus the looks of course. And the hair. And the soccer skills. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Labels: Randomly senseless sounds like me

Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy

Sometime ago
I fell in love with a girl
She took my heart

But she went and screwed some guy she knew
and now I'm in Dublin with a broken heart

Oh broken hearted Hoover fixer sucker guy
Oh broken hearted Hoover fixer sucker, sucker guy

One day I'll go there and win her once again
but until then I'm just a sucker of a guy

Labels: Hahah.

The essentials of Me.

I like my Milo thick and diabetically sweet. Here's how I make it:

1. I fill the mug/cup 3/4 full of Milo powder
   
2. Add 1/4 of of the mug/cup with hot water
3. Then stir until as much of the Milo powder has dissolved
4. Finally fill up the rest of the cup with cold water

One serving for me would usually be a huge beer mug. Now thats just one reason why I don't have a health plan for diabetes or kidney failure. I am not crazy, I just have a really sweet sweet tooth.

Labels: In my defence I drink lots of water

Not bright and shiny

Now here's a decently normal post, whereby I'm sure most people will have no trouble understanding, and response from local readers would be much obliged. Though still keeping true to the random essence of this blog, here goes. My dad wants me to cut my hair. He has something seemingly annoying against having long hair. Coincidentally I happen to think that its time to go for a little more than a trim. I'm just looking for a seemingly significant shorter hair but still keeping to the same hairstyle. Anyone else have any other ideas for a new look? And I am really stuck at where I should get my hair cut. Anyone know a place I can get what I want? Nothing expensive though, its just a haircut for god's sake.

Labels: Now seriously respond. Don't make me feel like an idiot

People do stupidest things

Divorce is not an easy thing. But throwing your wedding rings away? Yeah, thats therapeutic 20,000 bucks donated to the sea. Woohoo! You're over your spouse? You just lost 20,000 bucks you nitwit. Wouldn't it be better if you just pawn it. Even if you are rich, you pawn it, you're a couple thousand bucks richer. Like I said before, money can't buy happiness. But it sure as hell makes misery easier to live with. So don't do what they do on TV.

Labels: Grey's anatomy. Stupid Divorced girl character

Girls only for me

I am hugely homophobic. So gay dudes, I leave you with this: Be a man, get a girl.

Labels: Hahah. I'm serious.

Something pretty random

Simba, I am your father. Mufasa may not have said that. But what the heck, Mufasa, Darth Vader, it's all James Earl Jones.

Labels: Hahah.

You see, you're just like everyone

So if you want something
And you call, call
Then I'll come running

Labels: Well that depends really

I am back babies!

While I was away, I have brought back a couple of stories. Some of utmost importance, some outrageously ridiculous. The story about Alia, Ahmeed and Sally. And of course other tales. Ask me about it.

Labels: Talk to me. Don't you miss me

The swell season

Take my sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you still have a choice
You've made it now
Falling slowly, eyes that know me
And I can't go back
Moods that take me and erase me
And I'm painted black
I have suffered enough
And warred with myself
It's time that I won

Labels: FAlling slowly

Slump's over

Well, hello there. So I've returned, it felt like an eternity while I was there. I saw, realized things there to which brought back here would instill conflict. Now I'm home and I feel as if I never left. It seems I am caught between two worlds. Things aren't exactly black and white after all.

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