Women, Ladies, Girls
The human species is a very inventive race. Especially the females. They have some pretty cool inventions brought about by their utmost annoyance with the opposite gender. Pumps and heels. The two most dangerous footwear. Put on pumps, take a swing at a guy's crotch and you practically crush his future. His family jewels drowned up in an internal bloody mess. Now heels, capable of exerting a force far greater than that of an elephant's weight. A little less lethal than pumps but nonetheless it can render a man useless of his feet and the ability to walk. So men, beware they are armed, and you don't even know it.Labels: Hahah.
