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What to say when you get caught speeding

POLICE : License please.
YOU : Oh, you mean my pilot's license? I left that at home. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked, trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

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Best you figure out for yourself.

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