An impudent imitation of myself
Oh hello, wow, you look great. ( Dude, you look horrendous) Nice top. ( Which gay pimp put that on you??) I like your tie. (No, actually I don't, but just because there's nothing else on you that looks half decent.) Oh, did I tell you I over exaggerate and I habitually lie every now and then?Labels: Oh such is the travesty
